CCLS - A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A "BUG"
(as ccls bacteria are affectionately called)
As the organisms in ccls awaken, they find themselves in a bottle
under the kitchen sink of Helen Homemaker of Anytown, USA. It is cool and
dark. Is this the day the ccls get used for septic system or the drains?
6:30AM: The cabinet door flies open and Helen's husband, Joe
Homemaker, grabs for the ccls bottle, cursing a blue streak: "I can't
#%!@# believe I spilled the bacon grease on my suitcoat. This ccls better
get it out, or I''ll be late for my business meeting with Big Deal
(a little dab of ccls will do you. Joe. By the time you get to the
office you won't even be able to find that stain. Have a good meeting and
watch your language.)
7:45AM: "PEEEE-YEW!!! If I'd know how bad this diaper pail would stink
I would never have had kids!!"
(Diaper pails, garbage cans and cat litter are a good reason to keep
ccls in a spray bottle. Kids are good, Helen. It's better to get rid of
the odor than the kids. And ccls is a great laundry pre-soak for badly
soiled cloth diapers, bedding, etc.)
1:15PM "Helen, what's wrong with your garbage disposal? It seems to be
(How embarrassing. The bridge club comes over and my disposal backs up
and smells bad. Thank goodness ccls is safe and effective for disposals.
It will be back in shape before you can say "three no trump.")
3:30PM "What's the matter with you kids. Can't you drink grape juice
without spilling it on the carpet?"
(Lighten up, Mom, You know ccls will remove stains, just like it did
when Dad spilled his coffee in his car.")
5:45PM "The family loves my onion soup, but I hate it. I have to live
with these onion-smelling hands for days. It makes me cry."
(Rinse your hands with ccls, Helen. It will get rid of odors from
onion or lobster or whatever food you grind into your hands.)
6:05PM "Welcome home, dear. How was your day, and whatever is that
smell??!!" "My day was fine, but the night is not starting off well. Fido
got sprayed by a skunk."
(Dilute ccls with water and bathe that hound in the solution. It's
completely safe to store and use in the home, and it won't harm animals
or humans when used according to directions.)
10:30PM: The Homemaker family retires for the day. Sweet dreams,
dear." "Our dreams will be sweet as our life thanks to that all-purpose
home-care product, ccls. YAWN... and you thought it was just for
order please call (530) 273-3714